Written by John Cleese about a broken toaster, then about a broken car, it was Graham Chapman's idea to make the item being returned a dead parrot. Specifically, a 'Norwegian Blue.'
The Virgil Thompson opera, Four Saints in Three Acts, with a libretto by Gertrude Stein, in fact involved more than twenty saints. In four acts. Other lies: Stein claimed that it would "finish opera the way that Picasso finished oil painting." Neither was finished.
" In the human mind, the word library seems to sit alongside other pregnant and evocative words such as garden , forest , galaxy, and labyrinth ." --- Stuart Kelly, The Paris Review